Funny Hindi Facts
Ladki sanskaari honi chahiye.. Sunder toh jethalal ka saala bhi hai..!
Ladka toh Macho hona chahiye.. Darling toh Bobby bhi hai..!
Reply dhang ka hona chahiye.. 'Hmmm' toh bhains bhi karti hai..!
Ladkiya cute honi chahiye.. Bold & Curve to BlackBerry bhi hai..!
Kabhi chupp bhi rehna chahiye.. Bhokte toh kutte bhi hai..!
Insan Dimag wale hone chahiye.. Engineer toh Osama bhi tha..!
Bande ke paas izzat honi chahiye.. Paise toh Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai..!
Exam me fail hona chahiye.. Pass to train & bus ka bhi hota hai..!
Phone toh Xperia hona chahiye.. S2, s3, s4 toh railway ke dabbe bhi hote hai..!
SMS ka reply hona chahiye.. K toh potassium bhi hota hai..!
Students ko KT/backlog hona chahiye.. All Clear toh shampoo bhi hota hai..!
Music toh loud hona chahiye.. Silent toh apna PM bhi hai..!
Kasab ko toh goli marni chahiye thi.. Hang to phones/pc bhi hote hai..!
Teachers achhe marks dene wale hone chahiye.. Anda toh murgi bhi deti hai..!
Signals toh harre hone chahiye.. Laal toh dupatta bhi hota hai..!
Ladki sweet honi chahiye.. Angry toh birds bhi hai..!
Ladka Caring hona chahiye.. Lovely toh university bhi hai..!
AC cooling Dena chahiye.. Hawa toh lays me bhi hai..!
Ladke sensitive hone chahiye.. Emotions toh whatsapp me bhi hai..!
Ladkiya foreigners honi chahiye.. Local to calls bhi hote hai..!
Weather rainy hona chahiye.. Sunny toh apni Leone aur Deol bhi hai..!
Ladkiyon ke Baal majboot aur ghane hone chahiye.. Mulayam toh apne Yadav bhi hai..!
Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye.. Caring toh nurse bhi hoti hai..!
Ladki smart honi chahiye.. Sushil toh apne Shinde bhi hai..!
Life me Izzat kamani chahiye.. Paise toh Sreesanth ne bhi kama liye..!
Cricketer Sachin hona chahiye.. Dhoni toh g@*d bhi hai..!
Global currency Rupees honi chahiye.. Dollar toh underwear bhi hai..!
Ladki sanskaari honi chahiye.. Sunder toh jethalal ka saala bhi hai..!
Ladka toh Macho hona chahiye.. Darling toh Bobby bhi hai..!
Reply dhang ka hona chahiye.. 'Hmmm' toh bhains bhi karti hai..!
Ladkiya cute honi chahiye.. Bold & Curve to BlackBerry bhi hai..!
Kabhi chupp bhi rehna chahiye.. Bhokte toh kutte bhi hai..!
Insan Dimag wale hone chahiye.. Engineer toh Osama bhi tha..!
Bande ke paas izzat honi chahiye.. Paise toh Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai..!
Exam me fail hona chahiye.. Pass to train & bus ka bhi hota hai..!
Phone toh Xperia hona chahiye.. S2, s3, s4 toh railway ke dabbe bhi hote hai..!
SMS ka reply hona chahiye.. K toh potassium bhi hota hai..!
Students ko KT/backlog hona chahiye.. All Clear toh shampoo bhi hota hai..!
Music toh loud hona chahiye.. Silent toh apna PM bhi hai..!
Kasab ko toh goli marni chahiye thi.. Hang to phones/pc bhi hote hai..!
Teachers achhe marks dene wale hone chahiye.. Anda toh murgi bhi deti hai..!
Signals toh harre hone chahiye.. Laal toh dupatta bhi hota hai..!
Ladki sweet honi chahiye.. Angry toh birds bhi hai..!
Ladka Caring hona chahiye.. Lovely toh university bhi hai..!
AC cooling Dena chahiye.. Hawa toh lays me bhi hai..!
Ladke sensitive hone chahiye.. Emotions toh whatsapp me bhi hai..!
Ladkiya foreigners honi chahiye.. Local to calls bhi hote hai..!
Weather rainy hona chahiye.. Sunny toh apni Leone aur Deol bhi hai..!
Ladkiyon ke Baal majboot aur ghane hone chahiye.. Mulayam toh apne Yadav bhi hai..!
Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye.. Caring toh nurse bhi hoti hai..!
Ladki smart honi chahiye.. Sushil toh apne Shinde bhi hai..!
Life me Izzat kamani chahiye.. Paise toh Sreesanth ne bhi kama liye..!
Cricketer Sachin hona chahiye.. Dhoni toh g@*d bhi hai..!
Global currency Rupees honi chahiye.. Dollar toh underwear bhi hai..!
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