HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along,
then a fourth and
they start arguing
about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and
a third guy comes along,
sees them and walks on.
That's "Amchi Mumbai"...
busy place dude...
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes along
& tries to make peace...
The first two get together
& beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad .
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting
and a third guy comes.
He Writes a software program
to stop the fight....
But the fight doesn't stop
b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore .
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along
and quietly says
that "AMMA" Doesn't Like
all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting..
Both of them take time out
and call their friends on
their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer
and abusing each other
and all go home as friends.
You are in Goa .
And the best one is here…………
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house.
And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka,
dusarikade jaun bhanda"
( dont fight in front of my place,
go somewhere else and keep fighting)".
That's Pune for sure
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